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Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

Regular price $59.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $59.00 USD
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Ideal for any situation - tell everyone how few f***s you have left to give!  Don't want to feel bothered to remind people how little you care, but still want to get it off your chest?  We couldn't think of a better way!

Text reads "I'd rather eat bat shit off cave walls," surrounding a cartoon graphic of bats flying past a delightfully purple Transylvanian castle.  Elevate your wardrobe with a bit of sarcasm and sass. 💜👕

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size


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A portion of all proceeds are donated to organizations dedicated to the recovery of survivors of trauma.

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